{"id":78,"date":"2008-11-07T03:13:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T03:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/wordpress\/?p=84"},"modified":"2010-11-17T16:26:24","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T16:26:24","slug":"what-if-im-not-the-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/2008\/11\/what-if-im-not-the-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"What if I&#8217;m Not the Hero?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everyone. I know it&#8217;s been a while since I last posted anything, but there&#8217;s a good reason behind that. First let me take a moment of silence for  Mars Phoenix and for Guy Fawkes.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now that I&#8217;ve done that let&#8217;s get on to business. I&#8217;ve been rather distracted as of late due to delegations with certain foreign powers. You see, unbeknownst to all spare elders of the GCSArmy, we have secretly been devising our own [aerospace program- GCSA Jet Propulsion Lab]. Now while we admit that it&#8217;s nothing compared to NASA, it is a rather formidable power in its own right.<\/p>\n<p>I was talking to [redacted] of [redacted] who contacted me as a show of good faith. Hopefully we&#8217;ll be able to go to [redacted] sometime before 2010 to help assist them with their own [redacted].<br \/>\nAnyway, that&#8217;s enough about our plans to conquer space.<\/p>\n<p>Now onto what you&#8217;ve all been waiting for. I was re-reading some of my old Nasty Hack comics and I&#8217;ve decided to do two things. Firstly, I plan on making a Nasty Hack Christmas Comic! With luck it might even be in color! You&#8217;ll have to talk to Carter, but hopefully we&#8217;ll [be able to print these up as a real comic and distribute them to anybody that wants one].<\/p>\n<p>The second thing I hope to accomplish, is a Nasty Hack flash video consisting of HHN and Christmas combined! This will take quite some time, but have faith! It shall be done!<\/p>\n<p>Now that I have you all giddy with excitement I also would like to announce that the Peanut Festival is finally here in Dothan! Yes, it&#8217;s that fabled time of year when all the [redacted] and [redacted] traverse to one spot and talk about peanuts, cattle, and underaged women. While I despise most of those topics, it was still rather fun. The fair is the same each year, but everyone goes simply because it&#8217;s tradition. I had a turkey leg, a &#8220;mud puppy&#8221;, a bag of &#8230;blast, what do you call it&#8230;oh yes! Cotton candy! And I got to go to the Candy Castle!! So all in all it was a rather good time.<\/p>\n<p>Well everyone, I would love to speak more but the time is very late and I have much to do. I still have to talk to Emperor Akihito of Japan to see if he has agreed to let me &#8216;borrow&#8217; the ceremonial katanas for some&#8230;&#8217;activities&#8217;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>That is all for now. Take care and look to the stars because GCSA is blasting off again!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/gcsa_jpl11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-88\" title=\"JPL logo\" src=\"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/gcsa_jpl11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because I Can,<br \/>\nAlex<br \/>\n*censored by Carter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey everyone. I know it&#8217;s been a while since I last posted anything, but there&#8217;s a good reason behind that. First let me take a moment of silence for Mars Phoenix and for Guy Fawkes. Okay, now that I&#8217;ve done that let&#8217;s get on to business. I&#8217;ve been rather distracted as of late due to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2201,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/2201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}