{"id":950,"date":"2010-04-01T21:36:46","date_gmt":"2010-04-02T03:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/?p=950"},"modified":"2010-10-06T03:29:26","modified_gmt":"2010-10-06T03:29:26","slug":"you-see-what-had-happened-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/2010\/04\/you-see-what-had-happened-was\/","title":{"rendered":"You See What Had Happened Was…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, if you haven’t read Flanders’ post below already, basically what he said was that I’ve been deported to Mexico. In a sense it’s true. He heavily exaggerated our conversation, but I am indeed in Mexico. I’m here of my own free will though! They bribed me with free bottomless margaritas and quesadillas… what else can I say?<\/p>\n

I think I may stay here awhile… it’s kinda enjoyable. A freakin’ dollar goes a long<\/em> way down here! I only had about $100 when I came down here, yet I’ve only spent $5 on things that would’ve normally broke my bank within 10 minutes: internet (as you can tell), 3 different vacation homes, bodyguards, the works! I’m like a freakin’ billionaire down here! I could buy gas for an entire month on just about 3 dollars! It’s awesome!<\/p>\n

Now I’m sure there are those of you that just might miss me. If you want me to come back from my new escapade go to this petition<\/a><\/strong> and make it known that you care! Anyway I’m gonna get off here… my personal bartender has my next set of margaritas ready. If my boss is looking for me- my vacation forms are in the mail! Peace!<\/p>\n

Rock on,
\nMiller<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, if you haven’t read Flanders’ post below already, basically what he said was that I’ve been deported to Mexico. In a sense it’s true. He heavily exaggerated our conversation, but I am indeed in Mexico. I’m here of my own free will though! They bribed me with free bottomless margaritas and quesadillas… what else […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2000,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2001,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions\/2001"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mygcsa.com\/main\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}