Hey everyone. I know it’s been a while since I last posted anything, but there’s a good reason behind that. First let me take a moment of silence for Mars Phoenix and for Guy Fawkes.
Okay, now that I’ve done that let’s get on to business. I’ve been rather distracted as of late due to delegations with certain foreign powers. You see, unbeknownst to all spare elders of the GCSArmy, we have secretly been devising our own [aerospace program- GCSA Jet Propulsion Lab]. Now while we admit that it’s nothing compared to NASA, it is a rather formidable power in its own right.
I was talking to [redacted] of [redacted] who contacted me as a show of good faith. Hopefully we’ll be able to go to [redacted] sometime before 2010 to help assist them with their own [redacted].
Anyway, that’s enough about our plans to conquer space.
Now onto what you’ve all been waiting for. I was re-reading some of my old Nasty Hack comics and I’ve decided to do two things. Firstly, I plan on making a Nasty Hack Christmas Comic! With luck it might even be in color! You’ll have to talk to Carter, but hopefully we’ll [be able to print these up as a real comic and distribute them to anybody that wants one].
The second thing I hope to accomplish, is a Nasty Hack flash video consisting of HHN and Christmas combined! This will take quite some time, but have faith! It shall be done!
Now that I have you all giddy with excitement I also would like to announce that the Peanut Festival is finally here in Dothan! Yes, it’s that fabled time of year when all the [redacted] and [redacted] traverse to one spot and talk about peanuts, cattle, and underaged women. While I despise most of those topics, it was still rather fun. The fair is the same each year, but everyone goes simply because it’s tradition. I had a turkey leg, a “mud puppy”, a bag of …blast, what do you call it…oh yes! Cotton candy! And I got to go to the Candy Castle!! So all in all it was a rather good time.
Well everyone, I would love to speak more but the time is very late and I have much to do. I still have to talk to Emperor Akihito of Japan to see if he has agreed to let me ‘borrow’ the ceremonial katanas for some…’activities’….
That is all for now. Take care and look to the stars because GCSA is blasting off again!
Because I Can,
Alex
*censored by Carter
