Well guys, I’ve got a bit of bad news. We all knew it was bound to happen, but we never thought it would happen so soon. One of the GCSA cast members has been taken from us. No, no one died in a horrible accident or even during one of our stunts or ‘death traps’ as some of you have called them. No, instead it turns out that Miller has been deported.
As most of you are aware, Carter, myself, and most of Dothan have teased Miller about his illegal immigrant status. Well…it’s finally happened. They were doing random checks at his work, and now he’s been pulled away, whisked back to the land of tacos and tequila.
How did I find this out you ask? Well, today I woke up early in the morning with someone calling me. When I answered the only words I could make out were “Alejandro?” (Alexander in Spanish), “Miyar” (clearly Miller), and “Mehico” (Miller’s birthplace). Needless to say once I realized what he was saying I was mortified! …and by mortified I mean I was on the ground laughing with tears. Why he would waste his one phone call on me I haven’t the slightest idea, but being the friend I am I quickly set to work on getting him released.
And by quickly I mean I fell back asleep and I’m just not waking up.
So, with that being said, I have good news! The Mexican consulate has agreed to release Miller back to the US! But only after we get 100 fans on GCSA so yeah …start whoring us out. Or we all could just forget Miller. He’s probably in a better place by now. Either works.
Because I Can,
Alex Flanders
