Well, if you haven’t read Flanders’ post below already, basically what he said was that I’ve been deported to Mexico. In a sense it’s true. He heavily exaggerated our conversation, but I am indeed in Mexico. I’m here of my own free will though! They bribed me with free bottomless margaritas and quesadillas… what else can I say?
I think I may stay here awhile… it’s kinda enjoyable. A freakin’ dollar goes a long way down here! I only had about $100 when I came down here, yet I’ve only spent $5 on things that would’ve normally broke my bank within 10 minutes: internet (as you can tell), 3 different vacation homes, bodyguards, the works! I’m like a freakin’ billionaire down here! I could buy gas for an entire month on just about 3 dollars! It’s awesome!
Now I’m sure there are those of you that just might miss me. If you want me to come back from my new escapade go to this petition and make it known that you care! Anyway I’m gonna get off here… my personal bartender has my next set of margaritas ready. If my boss is looking for me- my vacation forms are in the mail! Peace!
Rock on,
Miller
